Friday, February 6, 2015

Windshield Wipers and Strawberry Cookies

Salve.
^^ my 11th grade Latin kicking in. (it means hello if you missed that)

How is everyone?
I BAKED COOKIES.
sorry... but yes I did. Strawberry White Chocolate.


Delicious white chocolate....



...mixed with the sweetness of strawberries....


The Obie definitely APPROVES! 
Not healthy at all. But heck... live a little. Just a little.
But I don't even like white chocolate..... ohwell.

Thus begins the weekend. WHOOP. 
This has been a weird week... well pretty much just yesterday was weird/crappy.

Lemme further explain:
We got locked out of our house. Yup. We went into town for lunch, realizing on the way that neither of us remembered the house keys. And we, being the slightly stupid people that we are, didn't have any spares in our car. We still had the slightest hope that maybe.. just maybe the back door might be unlocked.. or a window.

Nope and nope. Our house was like Fort Knox. No window nor door was to be opened.
Then my clever hubby thought he'd slice the lock of the door with a knife....Mmm.
Yeah he about sliced his finger off.
Like not joking. It was gross.
Anyways, after freaking out then applying a bandaid, we just called maintenance. And 45 minutes later we we're in our house again.

Then it came to supper. Lemme say it was one of those flops where you get fed up half way through, angrily throw the rest together, slam it into the oven, and walk away in a heated rage.
I don't even understand why or how I got that hot tempered at food.. but it happened. Stupid little "Chicken Roll Ups" wouldn't ROLL UP.
My apologies Food, but seriously... next time don't be that idiotic.

My bad mood carried on through the night. I even got annoyed with Obie.... and hid his new toy.
Don't judge me! You would've done it too. The thing is legit as big as him and makes a noise that would rouse the dead. And like Mark Lowry quotes.... "Momma HAD ENOUGH!!" ( Only my family will get that)
So yeah, I hid it. Sue me.

I ended the night by cooling off and playing guitar for a couple hours.
It soothed my anger and made my fingers feel like they were on fire.
But it was lovely.
And I caved in and gave Obie his toy back.

And so ends the rotten no good for nothing day. Let's hope the next one doesn't happen anytime soon.
It was lousy.
And this is a really long post. Hopefully ya'll liked the story though.
OH. Yeah, I have another quick story for you.

So get this. Driving in the rain, Jonathan is complaining about the wiper on his side. He had just bought it not long ago and it sucked BAD. It barely did anything, although it was supposably one of the best at the store.
He decided we would switch them around; put the poopy one on my side. Go figure.
We pulled into Walmart and began the switch. I took the crappy one as he was trying to pull off the other. I then looked it over....... only to realize the plastic covering "REMOVE BEFORE USE".
......... I just started laughing. And could not stop.
Oh my husband... You make life so interesting. He had it like that for months; thinking he just bought a faulty wiper.


Life is a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs. But it is a fantastic adventure.

Alright this post is big enough. And I feel like it's messily written. Just thought I'd update ya'll with what's happening at the Cherry household.

ENJOY YO WEEKEND.

Vale. (and that's goodbye... if you missed that).